Fred Durst did the Cookie Yeah Challenge and managed to get the cookie up his yeah.

I also will not be having sex during the World Cup.

I have a butt chin so I'm allowed to say this.

People with butt chins really piss me off. That's about it though.

Father: "One, two, a one, two, three: Step inside, walk this way. You and me babe, hey, hey! Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on. Livin' like a lover with a radar phone. Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp. Demolition woman, can I be your man? Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light. Television…

*thou dost

It's nice to see Gary Lineker back on the pitch.

Yes, Limp Bizkit is shit, but this is a pretty good cover in my opinion.

Agreed.

Shit, that is smooth.

This was my jam back in high school.

I'm glad Pierre changed his uniform number from o.O to 00.

His name rolls off the tongue much easier in the original German: Fotze Mummfickscheißpisse.

Commenter MikeyGunz is a piece of shit. That is all I have to say about that.

This is tuned 2 1/2 steps down. Even more extreme than what I did.

Every time I listen to Marv Albert call a game I'm reminded of how much he truly bites.

hi SweatyNutSack

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