I hope they plan on wearing anachronistic kilts, just like in the movie.

I could really use a hero right about now.

You should really work on proofreading your comments, guy.

Great moments in White People history

Here's a follow up part:

Stand-up DUAN:

+1

+1

John Kruk seems surprisingly composed. His built-in high-fructose corn syrup radar must on the fritz or something.

Remember back in 2010 when DUAN used to get 800-1000 comments per night?

I did about ten or so years ago.

The Bourne Identity is my go to entertainment whenever I'm feeling blue. That movie will never get old.

I got one: How many Jovan White's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

/RIP Dave

He walked to the dugout with his head down like a puss. If he were a Schiano man, he probably would have done something exaggeratedly macho like eat raw game while assassinating Hitler's clone with his Leviathan-sized cock and then forget to buy his wife flowers for her stupid birthday.

O for a coach to be fired, so we

[pats self on back]

So illogical.

To each their own, I guess.

I was just going for a mock iambic pentameter. Did I pull it off decently? That's first time I've tried writing in verse.