It's a proven fact: being sexually involved with lots of people will drop your life expectancy from 800 years to a meager 650.
If you want to see what it's really like to play the game Grand Theft Auto, you should probably just play the game Grand Theft Auto.
I only stated my opinion of the film. What's wrong with that? If you want to argue why it's good I'd be willing to listen, but I don't need to be reminded that this is just my opinion.
2001 is pretty much unwatchable. I finally forced myself to watch it all the way through last year after many failed attempts, and it took me over two days to finish it.
Hot, steamy D-III action here for your consumption.
I know everybody is thinking it, so I'll just say it: Ticket Oak is a fucking asshole.
The only way to destroy this vile fiend is by impaling him with a wooden asterisk straight throught the heart.
I scrapped those. Not enough good material there.
Who is the better captain: Clint Dempsey or James T. Kirk?
No biggie.
Abraham Lincoln's birthday isn't exactly a national tragedy.
Turbo-folk. Thanks a lot, Serbia.
That's cute. I remember when I had my first Capri Sun.
Mark Wahlberg's real penis is his face.
Isn't getting plowed by a train of crazed football players a nightly occurrence at ASU?
Sepp Blatter is so multicultural that he can speak both Swiss German and regular German.
Moronic, super annoying noisemakers.
She forgot to put on pants again.
Wait, I thought sex-ed was putting a condom inside-out on a banana and then being told that abstinence is the only kind of safe sex?