All of a sudden I'm in a mood for fava beans and a nice chianti.

How much does postage cost these days?

If history repeats itself, it's only a matter of time before Pryor catches fire.

We have to remember that Mitch grew up in a very different era: a time when water flowed like cocaine, and cocaine also flowed like cocaine.

Nothing comes out when he moves his lips, just a bunch of gibberish.

Was he glad that Jack Dempsey scored a penalty shot?

Well, at least Mexico lost as well.

I don't know, I think Costa Rica is using their preferred home jersey and the US is using their preferred away.

Central American gamesmanship! I have a feeling Jermaine Jones is going to get a red card, too.

If you look hard enough, you can always find an Al Jazeera Sports live stream for USMNT games.

Oh man, this is brutal. Hopefully they can turn it around like the Bosnia game, but I'm pretty sure the winning streak ends tonight.

Here's a live steam that works for me.

Ed Gein will definitely use skin.

Haters van a hate.

They're just trying to teach kids to pull themselves up by their velcro shoestraps.

You obviously don't know shit about history.

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I watched a Seahawks game on a Sky Sports feed last year, and I remember a distinct bizarreness to their NFL coverage. I think Sky Sports should be forced to hire Shannon Sharpe as a soccer pundit so they can get a real sense of how awkward their coverage is.

Plymouth Plantation, circa 1621:

1. Unsweetened