Looks like he has eighteen places to shit.

Too Drunk To Fuck... Actually, Probably Not.

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M for Mesut!

All-Time Worst Stadium Name DUAN:

Speaking of bad covers, this is the best worst cover ever:

Yeah, but these street will make you feel brand new, big lights will inspire you.

It still makes sense because he's on a quest to get the autographs of "world leaders."

How many NCAA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, there might be some truth to what he is saying. Jones spent approximately one month with the anthropophagi 2,500 years ago. It was then that he learned the restorative powers of human flesh—specifically the brain—and has spent the last two millennia feverishly searching for worthy brains to consume in…

[does 5-yard half-speed sprint]

He's also been sentenced to 1/2 a lashing, per Texas common law. The scourge won't be allowed to strike his body, but he'll definitely notice a medium-sized woosh.

"He says he's 100 percent. But I don't trust a man—where is that extra 10 percent— if he doesn't give more than 100 percent. The extra 10 percent on top of the 100 percent is the real 100 percent, and in the National Football League, 110 percent is the bare minimum for football players, which is the actual 100 percent…

no anal stuff or kissing - just good cock play

The most amazing aspect of this whole story is that a dog actually learned how to tweet.

Oh man, hefeweizen is so good. I really like Widmer, but unfortunately their label is quite boring.

QB trash fires are nice because they keep JaMarcus Russell warm during the frigid winter months.

Chris Christie doesn't give two shits about Manish Mehta, mostly because he's not a big fan of low calorie Levantine dishes.

Your an idiot just like you're moms midget lover