Not suprised, were talking about people at baseball games here. Intelligentness isn't there most special quality about them.

The paramedics are chalking it up to a bizarre eating food injury.

A-Rod, whilst combating the sinister powers of fire and darkness that be [Bud Selig, Biogenesis, haters, and reptilian shapeshifters (see: Selig, Bud)], maintains his swart sexy beautifulness in the face of such perilous dangers to his manicure. His calm, cool, collected aura of immaculateness becomes the most sexible…

I would eat that.

What does this have to do with trolling?

February 10th?

Breakfast Only at Tiffany's

EA Sports: If it's a pointless fictional Skip Bayless tweet, it's in the game.

You'd think a team like the Raiders would be playing on something that's not a baseball field.

"Listen, Mike: I know this stuff is interesting to you, but I'm fighting back yawns over here. I dont know if you know this, but I've seen some shit in my day. Come to me when the only habitable area on the planet is a mere archipelago of brimstone in a vast ocean of lava. Come to m when plagues and famines have been…

It would be more appropriate for Walt Disney's signature character to be wearing number 88.

These Deadspin poop-mouths make me angrier than a you-know-what!

I'm Slovenian/Croatian on my mom's side, and I think I've inherited the slovenly gene from my putrid ancestors.

I'm kinda bummed that the gunners missed out on Luis Gustavo. I think he would've been a better addition than Suarez, if that ever works out.

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What kind of person actually cares about this fuckin' shit?

I'm normally not this brutally honest, but I would've ranked blue no higher than #8.

+1

This is what happens when you use Copenhagen as a denture adhesive.