Norman Love, the renowned pastry chef and chocolatier?

The good news: he's finally been cured of his crippling depression.

This is strange because the U.S. Border Patrol has been actively fighting the presence of coyotes in the state of Arizona.

Oh man, you need to have prodigious endurance to even think about competing in the Tour de Logging Road 40 Miles Outside of Stavanger.

Biotech Firm's Hiring Manager: [scans resume] Ah, I see you're coming from that Biogenesis outfit. Weren't you guys doing some important biological research and experiments?

Ok, but how am I supposed to get to China then?

Pirate Bro #1: I'm the Captain! Arrrrrrrrgh!

U MAD BRO??

When life gets you down, the most important thing to remember is that life is life.

the numbers will have been fudged.

Doesn't CrossFit have a pickle jar workout routine?

LOL, virgin alert!!1!

This guy is a joke. Every serious martial artist knows the correct combo for board-breaking is L2 (hold), Y, △, Y, X, ◻, ◻, △.

Also, this guy:

# of black characters on Twin Peaks: 0

Cleveland-based group, track released in 2007... everything points toward a Braylon Edwards jersey sighting.

You just have to click on the YouTube link.

I've had this stuck in my head all day.

Adam Dunn would kill for this kind of efficiency.

Who, Adam Shefter?