Unfortunately, Marcus will only be able to pay out the 1k in assorted food stamps, glass bottles, and cereal box top clippings.

Seriously. I'm cut, and if my glans were any more sensitive, I would probably suffer a pleasure-induced heart attack every time I touched it.

"Truck nuts, also known as Truck nutz, truck balls, BumperNuts, BumperBalls, CargoNads, Drive-thru Danglers, Trucksticles, HitchNuggets, Balls-on-a-truck, or, as they are known in the United Kingdom, Bumper Bollocks, are plastic accessories for pickup trucks and other vehicles which resemble a pair of dangling testicle…

They're nuts that go on your truck.

Rob Ryan Still Thinks Wildcat Is A Vastly Underrated Entrée, Especially When Slathered In A1®

Oh man, he would've been in so much trouble if this were a Cowboy Troy concert.

That's clearly the sixth and least-known Spice Girl, Hungry Spice.

I know "extreme" metal isn't palatable for most people, but Holographic Universe by Scar Symmetry is one of the best metal albums in my opinion and is pretty accessible as well.

My favorite Tool song.

I don't know, I think I'd rather buy my box locally here in Oregon. One that's handcrafted by local box artisans and has zero environmental impact.

As an English major, I know what it's like to have no marketable skills.

Things could be so much worse.

I've wanted to give Mason & Dixon a read for a while now. That one looks really interesting.

Dr. Richard Sherman: [prescribes adderall]

Oh man, I've made two unsuccessful attempts at reading Gravity's Rainbow.

Wawrow: Marrone? That means brown in Spanish, right?

[steps on gas]

Serie A's List of Banned Words:

Ghost: I am thy father's spirit.

Most 8th graders were probably working 80+ hours a week in 1912.