That KKK picture is completely absurd.

Pathetic DUAN!

Am I doing it right?

Jesus H. Christ! Bears vigorously gyrating on erect wood?

Listen, I don't want to fat shame Eddie Lacy—I think we as a society should be accepting of all body types—but nevertheless, I guaran-effin'-tee you at some point today this fat guy has probably eaten food.

"Frankly, I'm embarrassed and ashamed my people have become associated with these two bloated turd creatures."

Trying to get autographs from Redskins is always a gamble.

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The most plausible explanation is that she's part of the reptilian shapeshifter agenda. People always forget about the reptilian shapeshifter agenda.

Really? That's the most terrifying sight on the entire planet? And how do you know those black guys are any different than the rest? You figured out they're "pretty cool" just by looking at this picture?

"Seriously, I get no respect. I go to kiss the me in the mirror and my own reflection gives me the pull back—No respect I tell ya! Even my own hands refuse to hand-feed me my popcorn—I can't get no respect! I wear my handcrafted centaur costume to Furry Con and the guy at the door tells me, "sorry pal, mythological…

"What if the batter's box is totally regular, and we're all just like, experiencing a mass hallucination... You, me, us. Think about it."

If you think his tiny-ass legs are bizarre, just wait until you see his tiny-ass ass!

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At least we know where the "12" in ABC 12 comes from.

Not quite as easy as "ARCANE AZERBAIJANI POETRY," though.

Yup.

Hopefully Joe Corona comes on soon. That kid is good.

He has a piece of paper in his hand, which I've never seen before.