Seems kind of unnecessary. It's not like Dodger fans stay at the game long enough for their beer to get warm.

Jason Garrett is also hoping to perfect his new system by bringing in a secret weapon: Ed Wang.

Reporter: How do you feel about the thing?

Old Lady: Charles, I'm so wet.

Seriously though, I wonder if Belichick is really going to talk about the thing during the thing.

This guy is a dirtbag. He's literally a bag of dirt.

This is good, but what does it have to do with pussy farts?

In this guy's defense, you can usually fit in a couple games of Solitaire between pitches.

Penis puppetry isn't just about banging chicks. It's about being a true artiste.

Yeah, but what if the lady is a casting agent for Puppetry of the Penis?

DNA tests have concluded that the father is none other than:

Gay boxers?

♥Adrian & Elvis Forever.♥

How does the cop know that Morrison wasn't simply speaking to the dog in Dog?

Einstein? More like Niels Bore.

That USA logo must be ice cold.

"My wife done told me to 'manscape' a bit, so I did."

Charlie: [looks out into yard] "Have you looked at that pile of crap out there?"

"No, no, no, they're 100% real! See how they jiggle just so."

"Where are the other two horsemen?"