"Guys, holy shit... I think these mushrooms might be a little bit too strong."

Also, this:

I used to really like him. Outside of Cesc, he was one of my favorite Gunners 3-4 years ago.

I'm sure Zenit found him expendable now that they have the incomparable Andrei Arshavin!

I thought Hulk played for Zenit?

Reminds me of John 18: 33-34:

Make sure to see a Broadway show!

I seriously can't stop watching this video from yesterday. This guy's moves are simply MESMERIZING.

That ice now has a strong sense of empathy towards Don Cherry's diaper.

He should be embarrassed and ashamed. I mean, what kind of person actually admits to eating at Popeyes?

So far, the highlight of the game has been Jürgen Klinsmann's shirt.

"What kind of mincing ninny just touches privates? You gotta slap 'em!"

Metalheads are just really defensive. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

Ok, but he must have been born near the Cuba/Mexico border then.

Cespedes: "¡Gano!"

I got my money on the drunk fat guy.

Not only are pigmen real, but they also happen to be virulent racists at that.

"You're all right, Rob Ryan."

"There's only one superhero on that mural. The rest are just fictional characters."

The Mariner Moose wasn't in attendance due to contractual All-Star break rutting obligations.