It's obviously an homage to unicorn-riding extraterrestrials that were quite prevalent during the Late Pleistocene.

I love Tour de France's uncut coverage.

Generation Σ and their trendy, vapid space brat lifestyle in the Martian habitation ring.

Underneath that human suit, there's a reptilian shapeshifter wanting to break free.

The way that this hazardous build-up quickly spread through the body of racers, you would've thought this was Stage 4.

"Jason Kidd probably doesn't even need to be there."

ESPN just isn't ready to accept the cold hard facts, brought to you by Coors Light.

Violence that doesn't sadden and shock the National Hot Dog & Sausage Council?

Next step in testicle evolution: Earl Grey flavor!

In accordance with club rules, the dreadlocks are gone.

Maiava: "Can you smell what the nephew of The Rock is cooking?"

It kinda should be though. 2nd largest city in the state, less than 100 miles from Portland, a city which also has tons of transplants as well.

This isn't what Brits mean when they talk about "taking the piss."

I don't get it, he's clean shaven in this picture.

That's not far from the truth I'm afraid. Besides driving through on I-5, I haven't been to Portland in over six years.

Not in Eugene at least. Down here in terms of MLS apparel, there's my Sounders FC track top and that's it.

I live in Oregon and I see just as much Sounders FC stuff down here as Timbers stuff.

Laid-back and fun-loving? Sounds like a winning combination to me!

Fight you I will for the honor of this pelt.

Terrible signing. I think we're going to have to downgrade the Rockets from title challenger to title Challenger.