I have no idea who this Brandon Browner guy is, or where he came from, but he's alright in my book. Eli could do nothing but watch and breath through his mouth.

Reminds me of a wise old Croatian proverb my grandmother used to tell me: "Live every day like it's your last slivovitz-fueled explosives party on earth."

Hey, there's nothing wrong with a good old-fashioned field goal contest between two terrible teams from the all time worst division.

Kellen Moore has "Seahawks first-round draft pick" written all over him.

Yep, we sure would love those 200 passing yards. We're one terrible offensive performance away from receiving UN humanitarian assistance.

Finally, some highlights from UFC's much-vaunted super airweight division.

+1

I love the guitar parts from 2:10 - 3:35.

Neutral. It's just the vibe I get whenever I listen to them.

I'm pretty sure 99% of BLS songs are about drinking yourself to death in a sleazy biker bar.

He just wants his kids back.

RANDOM ELEVATOR SHOE TYING NOTE, courtesy of Tom Cruise.

Yeah, I'm glad I went back to that post. Photoshop contests are the best.

+1

I could see the Niners winning the division with a 8-8 record this season. Hell, even 7-9 might be good enough again.

If only Tarvaris Jackson's passes were catchable, he could do some serious damage with that material.

Incidentally, that's also what Haley yells at his daughters after every meal. Don't ever wanna see those broads gettin' fat, brahski!