Is anyone else looking forward to the El Clásico match later today? I don't really follow La Liga all that much, but I never miss an opportunity to watch this match-up. Always the best on display.

My dogs name is "Das Poops".

Call me brash, but I'm going straight after the pantsless women crowd.

I'm not quite sure what to make of this situation, but "can I buy you a pair of shorts?" is definitely going to be a pick-up line I use in the future.

Oh yeah, cold as the Rockies. Or at least as cold as the inside of my refrigerator.

I'm drinking some room temperature Coors Light I found hiding in my closet.

+1

Wealth TV? I thought E! and Bravo already covered the lets-film-rich-people-shopping-bickering-and-doing-empty-rich-people-activities genre.

Sorry in advance for the novel. And for the typos.

+1

+1

5'9"? They definitely stack pieces of shit that high.

Sausage, egg, and cheese Hot Pockets and The Big Lebowski.

She must have felt great being near home plate again. It's probably been at least 40 years since she last scored.

This guy has an awesome YouTube channel by the way, if you're into trance music set to videos of someone driving around the Swiss Alps.

There'll be Four Loko juice boxes before you know it.

+1

As much as I hate Limp Bizkit, I have to admit this song is quite excellent.

When your screenplay gets purchased, can I play the lead role? I would do anything to get the part....anything (but I won't do that).