You'd be green too if you drank North Jersey tap water everyday.

I hate seeing you two fight.

This guy — this is my kind of guy.

+1

If we're just sticking with American teams, I would say Raiders fans. If we can choose from teams worldwide, the answers is quite simple: Red Star Belgrade.

Recycling your own jokes is perfectly acceptable. I like to think of it as 'green comedy'.

That sounds delicious. Who could blame him?

Eric Wedge's new mustache makes him a dead ringer for a young Otto von Bismarck.

Her?

Now remember kids: Animal mutilation is only acceptable when it's done within the friendly confines of a slaughter factory.

Maybe a little too angry?

I've always wanted to be the UC-Santa Cruz banana slug.

+1

(Redact. Operating_Thetan_VII was quicker)

X-Tremé is my favorite Mardi Gras themed porno.