Is that a battery pack in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Is that a battery pack in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Hello, is it me you’re looking for?

If you think this sign refers to East Martinez Drive you don’t live in the Seattle area.

I’m not so keen on durian as a fruit, but durian ice-cream? OMG, heaven. As the label says, however: “Caution: Not for durian virgins”.  Made by the gods in Seattle.

According to Cosmo (I swear it was on the table at the oil-change place!):

You’re right many newer computers don’t have PS/2 ports, but then PS/2 to USB adapters are what, like $3 a piece? At most?

You’re right many newer computers don’t have PS/2 ports, but then PS/2 to USB adapters are what, like $3 a piece? At…

Actually I use the keyboard because it is mechanical, and has nice finger feel appeal.

Actually I use the keyboard because it is mechanical, and has nice finger feel appeal.

The Compaq 265987-008 is a fine mechanical keyboard.

The Compaq 265987-008 is a fine mechanical keyboard.

Hipster entries? Really? Does that include the entries like the “modern recreation of the old IBM model Ms from the 80s that are still sought after today”?

Hipster entries? Really? Does that include the entries like the “modern recreation of the old IBM model Ms from the…

The Bone Fone came out in 1979.

The Bone Fone came out in 1979.

The Compaq 265987-008 keyboard. Yeah, they’re P/S2 and are hefty. The clickety-clack and finger feel cannot be surpassed. And they’ll last forever. Often available at used PC shops for less than twenty bucks, but also on Amazon through third-party sellers: https://www.amazon.com/Compaq-Kb-0133-Windows-Keyboard-265987-0…

The Compaq 265987-008 keyboard. Yeah, they’re P/S2 and are hefty. The clickety-clack and finger feel cannot be…

Dyer balls? We don’t need no dryer balls when we’ve got tennis balls.

Dyer balls? We don’t need no dryer balls when we’ve got tennis balls.

Yeah, the McDLT of men’s underpants: “Keep the hot side hot, and the cool side cool”.

Yeah, the McDLT of men’s underpants: “Keep the hot side hot, and the cool side cool”.

You can also do this on your computer, which makes more sense. Why download and save stuff on your smartphone (what’s your data plan and how much storage is on that mobile phone?) when you can download it to your computer? Instagram: Profile -> Settings -> Privacy & Security -> Data Download.

What makes him think he will get a state funeral? Seriously, does anyone imagine he will get one?

I put a stick of butter in a container and leave it on the kitchen counter. I like the aged tang it gets, and it is usually spreadable (except maybe this time of year). If you’re in a tropical climate, yes, it will melt so this may not work out for you. Sure, for storage the rest of the butter can stay in the ‘fridge.…

He’s the kind of guy any guy would love to take home to meet the parents.

This is my first ThinkGeek purchase. The Sonic Screwdriver and Psychic Paper both still open doors both physical and metaphysical.

This is my first ThinkGeek purchase. The Sonic Screwdriver and Psychic Paper both still open doors both physical and…

I see what you did there. It’s about time.