It’s been a long long long time, but if possible — please — perhaps some ...

This is what you want:

HAIL THE MIGHTY BEETROOT! Beetroot with a soft fried egg is amazing. It’s not a new thing either (well, to the waddlers it might be) first appearing in the 1940s in Australia.  It’s a shame it’s not made its way to the Land of Ranch Ejaculate.

Ahh, I miss Car Talk!

That’s such a good idea! And I intend to steal it immediately. I’m in soggy Britain and it’s a constant struggle to keep (particularly) leather handbags from growing their own coat of yuck. Thank you for this inspiration :)

My city doesn’t recycle Tim.

Look into Tampermonkey and it’s Kinja Slideshow script.

The slideshow would have been acceptable with a bunch more monkey and leopard pictures. 

Literally the only answer to why anything is a slideshow is that it gets more clicks, because each page of the slideshow is a unique page, instead of having the whole thing on one page. It’s just a way to artificially pad the pageviews. Nothing more. It’s a detriment to user experience on every level, and it’s a BS…

That’s not AN eye, it’s THE eye.

iirc, credit unions have a consortium of sorts that all credit union members can use ATMs for other credit unions without surcharge. There's also an agreement about distress, I was mugged in another city, my credit union sent me to an member union to get emergency cash and a hotel until I could get a new card sent to…

I don’t know what we are discussing here. When the cake starts going stale you serve, yourself, bigger slices. “Hey look, cake. It is going stale ...” Bon appetite

I guess this counts as an enzymatic method, but Carbona’s stain devils have never let me down.

mmm! yummy yummy schmaltz. especially the one you get from an heirloom hen, oooooooh... that must have been delicious!

Seriously. All of these 3 tips videos are from scripts. Please just post the copy text as well. 

You laugh, but it will cure your jock itch.

write a note in sharpie on the lid!

Holy *expletive*

The calls have been coming from inside the Capitol Building!

I bought a Speck Presidio Grip and I think it’s an acceptable compromise (not too bulky but plenty of protection. Dropped my iPhone 8 plenty of times with no damage.

I bought a Speck Presidio Grip and I think it’s an acceptable compromise (not too bulky but plenty of protection.…