Say “I love you Siri” enough times and you’ll get this:

http://dawnlabs.io/alchemy/

“Roy Cohn, the inquisitor who as Sen. Joseph McCarthy’s chief counsel led the ‘witch hunts’ for communists in the 1950s and later was a high-priced New York lawyer, died Saturday [March 30, 1986] from complications brought on by AIDS. He was 59.”
http://www.upi.com/Archives/1986/08/04/Roy-Cohn-dies-at-59/1617523512…

And I am funky!

Surprisingly enough, a paste of Adolph Meat Tenderizer and a few drops of water. Essentially it is just an MSG paste.

Now that’s Ood.

“Don’t you know that I’m an honorary mohel!”

Mais oui, bien sûr.  Don’t forget to buy really expensive ketchup.

If I had a million dollars ...

Clarks Beewswax Leather Desert Boots are my travel shoes by choice. Good arch support, those comfy soles, and the ability to dress up fine with a shoe shine or saddle soaping. I always replace the Clarks laces with sturdy Kiwi round laces which won’t snap if you tie your shoes firmly.

Regarding #4, Project Runway: Cache and Cachet, What’s the Difference?

If your power goes out during a snowstorm you can probably stash perishables (milk, eggs, even beer), if you have a house, on the back porch or an unheated mud room or even the garage. If you live in a flat is there a fire escape or veranda available or even the space between the window and the storm or screen windows.

I am partial to a kindle of kittens.

She hand-delivered Newt’s Tiffany & Company monthly statement. She and her son live a few doors down from the jeweler.

And don’t forget, this is how to get to the last drop!

She should take a closer look at her framed mottos. Montana, where men are men, and sheep are nervous.

Hmm, if there were only some kind of visual clue ...

Nick Jonas’ bubble bum, FTW.