Well, there’s this.

Double your pleasure, double your fun?

Unless you’re running for PM of Canada.

When I feel thirsty and lost, I go with Dharma Iniative.

Ask the butcher then use your own home-made kalbi sauce, or go to an Asian market’s meat department which may have them already cut and marinated.

Two words: Korean Kalbi

Adding a tinned sardine (just one, not the whole tin) to the tuna works wonders.

Chief Justice Roberts is still working on keeping the cool side cool, and the hot side hot.

The distraught baby opossum stops, turns to the players, and with tear-filled eyes cries, “I’ve lost my Mummy, are you my Shaddy?”.

Andrew Zimmern.

A moat you say, AND tailgating? What a good idea!

I’ll start the day off with a Guinness Float please.

Yes, A Handmaid’s Tale indeed.

After 330 years of colonization there is sure to be some Latin blood running through the veins of most every Filipino.

Then there’s Oral Roberts University’s contribution to questionable design.

Er iz a shtik fleysh mit tsvey oygn.

My father raised my older sister and me overseas during our childhood. He remembers on a visit to the States a woman scolding him for allowing his daughter to wear only the bottom of her swim suit. He told this concerned and pearl-clutching woman, “She’ll wear one when she needs one, at this time she doesn’t need…

... if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

Light a match.