I wonder if she knows the Hanky Code for the red bandana hanging from her guy's right rear pocket.

It was only polite to comply with his order to be restrained.

This may be heresy but I've often marinated a huge slab of bœuf (not to be confused with that scrawny and somewhat smelly Shia LaBeouf) with off-the-shelf bottled Italian salad dressing. It doesn't have to be the most expensive brand, store brand is fine. It has oil, garlic, vinegar, and assorted spices and odd…

Multiple choice:
A: American exceptionalism
B: The Bible Belt
C: God's punishment
D: All of the above
E: None of the above

I think a period of compulsory national service for all citizens over eighteen is a good thing. It is a civic duty, fosters a common bond with others who may not be like you, and is in the spirit of "e pluribus unum" (out of many, one). One might serve in the armed forces, or alternative voluntary national service…

"Owls are magical creatures most often used for delivering post and parcels in the wizarding world. They are known for their speed and discretion and can find recipients without an address."

How about the Valiant Valkyries of the Vajayjay, or the Heralded Heroines of the Hoo-Ha!

Like many guys I am a tad red/green colour blind but have found from my personal experience at night the green lights are close to the same colour as street lights so I really don't see them. However green means 'go' so it isn't a problem. The red light however sticks out like, well, like a red light. And that…

Siberia (Must See TV on NBC): part reality show, 100% BS. Loved it.

- Haggis ('For Freedom!')

On the House side there are 232 Republicans, 199 Democrats, and 4 vacant seats. On the Senate side there are 45 Republicans, 53 Democrats, 2 Independents, and no vacan seats.

"Here's the breakdown: the median net worth for all House members was $896,000 (Democrats averaged $929,000 to Republicans’ $884,000) and, for…

Mrs. Slocombe: I've got to get home: if my pussy isn't attended to by eight o'clock, I shall be stroking it for the rest of the evening to calm it down!

Fast forward to his puberty: "Sid's first nocturnal emission. Now he is a man!".

"Turn Leftover Micro-SD Cards Into an SSD": GeekStuff4U is selling a MicroSD to SSD converter, allowing you to use up to 4 MicroSD cards in a RAID array to build your own SSD.
http://www.tomshardware.com/news/geekstuff…

I prefer my Azodicarbonamide with Fitch, preferably waxed and lined up at the front door.

You can't spell hubris without the letters U and S, eh?

In some lands an engagement ring is often worn on the right ring finger by both women and men.

If you were Fortunato, the last thing you'd've seen would've been the other side of that wall.

I recall from college (OK, it was a long and smokey night of booze, tall tales, and whatever) the bacteria culture in yoghurt was originally derived from the probiotic culture Bifidus lactis which came from baby poo.

I saw a werewolf drinking a Piña Colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.