The ship was delayed because three of the four shipping lanes were closed as part of a traffic study.

Clara: It's smaller on the outside.
Doctor: Okay, that is a first.
Clara: Is it magic? Is it a machine?
Doctor: It's a ship.
Clara: A ship?
Doctor: Best ship in the universe.
Clara: Is there a kitchen?
Doctor: Another first.
Clara: I don't know why I asked that. It's just, I like making soufflés.
Doctor: Soufflés?
Clar…

Q: Are you blushing?
Gus: Yes, I'm blushing.

Let alone how much dihydrogen monoxide we waste daily.

"Is this the book you're looking for?"

Yum, yum, yum. Who wants some?

Recently I caught a terrible sinus infection whilst on holiday. I suspect if was from the sniffling person in an adjacent seat on the eleven hour flight across the Pacific. Upon arrival in a third-world tropical location I scoured the 'net to find a solution (rather depending on the endless supply of locally…

Clara: It's smaller on the outside.
Doctor: Okay, that is a first.
Clara: Is it magic? Is it a machine?
Doctor: It's a ship.
Clara: A ship?
Doctor: Best ship in the universe.
Clara: Is there a kitchen?
Doctor: Another first.
Clara: I don't know why I asked that. It's just, I like making soufflés.
Doctor: Soufflés?
~…

I believe it's full name is "The Right Honourable Snowstorm Pax A Punch".

I'd hit that.

"Dude, hold my beer while I slip off my trousers."

The classic rock songs and the wonderful motel rooms. I'm always checking out what kind of screen and/or wallpaper the rooms have.

Sometimes you get the bounce you want, sometimes you get the bounce you deserve.

I always viewed Hermione as the rainbow chaser patiently waiting for Ron and Harry to grow up and out of their boarding school crush.

And all those motorcycle pin-up posters. ;-)
http://www.asphaltandrubber.com/banter/photos-…

In high heels? Yes, he's tall.

The image illustrating this story is of Rubbermaid's 10 Gal Water Cooler. Two teaspoons of bleach will purify 10 gallons of water.

We always look forward to Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries. Essie Davis is the new Mrs Peel to Nathan Page's DI Jack Robinson, and let's hear it for the adorkable Constable Hugh Collins.

Dumped out the bag and took inventory: a Netbook (in sleeve), small sack with cords and chargers and voltage adaptor, a 'Curious George' Altoid tin with a couple of foreign prepaid SIMs and two USB sticks, a spare barebones GSM mobile phone, a fleece pullover, a pair of socks, half a pack of duty-free Marlboros,…

What about the truly blind. Will the braille beneath the numbers auto-magically randomly change?