"They blame the low income women for ruining the country because they are staying home with their children and not going out to work. They blame the middle income women for ruining the country because they go out to work and do not stay home to take care of their children."
~ Ann Richards

In college I used to ski a lot, out the door at 8am, and would get home around 5pm and very hungry. Before leaving the house I'd plop into the slow cooker a frozen game hen and a can of sweet potatoes. Opening the door when getting home I'd be hit with the aroma of yummy goodness. Hit the shower, hang up the wet…

This is how I imagined you if you'd told us you'd worked for Harman Kardon®. ;-)

Amazon can set you up: Rice Krispies Treats Rice Cereal, 14.2-Ounce Boxes (Pack of 4) - $24.00 (http://amzn.to/1iktd3E)

"I am excessively diverted by Rupert Grint"
~ Jane Austen (probably)

The world's best cough syrup works overnight.

Craig Ferguson, not so much. Colin Ferguson, however, I'd slow down for.

To avoid pizza mouth (that's when the piping hot pie plops on the table you swoop in, take a bite, end up burning the roof of your mouth leaving that annoying bubble blister, not enjoying the rest of the meal), I'll use a knife and fork for the initial bites.

Chinkiang vinegar, the king of vinegars.

Au contraire, mon frère
(http://forum.skyscraperpage.com/showthread.php…)

Slip a shucked oyster into tall shot glass with one and a half to two ounces of frozen vodka and a dash of Tobasco. Slurp it down. Repeat until you run out of oysters, or vodka.

It is noted "Roman gladiators used olive oil to bathe, then sold the used "bath oil" to wealthy women".
http://www.oliveoiltimes.com/olive-oil-basi…

Miss Miley Cyrus is now accepting collect packages from the recently deceased.

Lots of jars I have, jar lids however not so much. Where do they go, on holiday with the plastic container lids?

Chē-ˈsō, isn't that toilet in Cantonese?

Ah yes, a ring in the shape of you-know-what when it splats on a tummy.

I really like this one. The arrow next to the gas pump tells you which side of the car the fuel door is on. Handy if you're in a rental or driving someone else's car (if you're home for the holidays and using the 'rents car).

And it sure looks purty when it is lit up for the holidays.

I know who Peeta and Gale might choose, and I don't think Katniss would be on the list. Not there's anything wrong with it.

Well duh.