Well, if in Colorado or Oregon perhaps. Oh, did I forget the side of Calvados with the coffee ... you know, the French truckdriver's breakfast aka café Calva? How neglectful of me.

For breakfast: coffee, chocolate cake, cigarette. Then back to the lounge to read the newspapers and nap.

For second breakfast: fried tomatoes, hash browns, several eggs (fried or scrambled), sausage, beans & toast. And of course coffee, chocolate cake, cigarette.

Larry Craig approves your message.

The puddle is caused by those guys who pee in urinals with their hands on their hips - 'look at me, I'm a pirate!' - rather than holding their pecker and guiding the stream.

"I yam what I yam and that's all what I yam, I'm Popeye the sailor man, *toot*, *toot*"
~ Popeye The Sailorman

Yokosuka is the largest strategically important US Naval installation in the western Pacific. Rep Trey Radel (R-FL) has asked Speaker Boehner if he may be allowed to to travel there to head a Subcommittee on Coast Guard and Maritime Transportation investigation.

As illustrated by Andy Warhol in the 1961 edition of "Amy Vanderbilt's Book of Etiquette".

Rhimes 'blew that box wide open' when Miranda Bailey was giving birth and told George to 'stop looking at my vajayjay'.

"He's too cute to be in DC Jail"

An impeccably tailored cream outfit, a very large glass of red wine, and a thickset scruffy guy with a crewcut and distressed scowl discretely keeping an eye on you from the shadows.

Under Communication: Everyone put each other's mobile phone numbers in their cellphones. If you get local SIMs, put in those numbers. At some point someone will be separated from the group or the group will split up into smaller groups. The ability to make quick call or text is always welcome.

Why thank you; bless your heart. I'm also a little bit familar with typing. That keyboard button on the left between the Tab and Shift keys is marked Caps Lock. Pressing the key sets an input mode in which all typed letters are uppercase by default (i.e. in All caps). The keyboard remains in caps lock mode until…

I remember the Chillicothe ballplayers grappling the Long Island ball players in a sixteen-inning game ended by darkness.
And the shoulders of the Chillicothe players were a red smoke against the sundown and the shoulders of the Rock Island players were a yellow smoke against the sundown.
And the umpire's voice was…

Didn't someone yell that out loud at JFK's inaugural?

Poetry that doesn't rhyme is called Free Verse. For example:

You've got a point, though I've used a large Pyrex measuring jug with success. Of course one could always go screw-top; I've read they're fine for most everyday wines, but surely not the real expensive ones.

Decant the bottle. I mean seriously, a 750ml (25.4 fluid ounces) bottle of wine is what, three glasses maybe four? Between a couple of people it'll be consumed quickly enough to move on to the next bottle.

Living in the Northwest it is often noted in our hilly city the most off-road most SUV drivers have been is over a curb when parking. Or they're tearing down the interstate doing 80 mph in snow flurry: "Hey, I'm in a SUV, I know what I'm doin'".

Expecto erecto!

It takes about twenty-one seconds to pee. It takes longer than that for the water to heat up.

"Scientists have found a Universal Law of Urination for different-sized mammals: It takes about 21 seconds for rats, dogs, goats, cows and elephants to pee (humans don't count because we pee in a hurry)."
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