Why thank you; bless your heart. I'm also a little bit familar with typing. That keyboard button on the left between the Tab and Shift keys is marked Caps Lock. Pressing the key sets an input mode in which all typed letters are uppercase by default (i.e. in All caps). The keyboard remains in caps lock mode until…

I remember the Chillicothe ballplayers grappling the Long Island ball players in a sixteen-inning game ended by darkness.
And the shoulders of the Chillicothe players were a red smoke against the sundown and the shoulders of the Rock Island players were a yellow smoke against the sundown.
And the umpire's voice was…

Didn't someone yell that out loud at JFK's inaugural?

Poetry that doesn't rhyme is called Free Verse. For example:

You've got a point, though I've used a large Pyrex measuring jug with success. Of course one could always go screw-top; I've read they're fine for most everyday wines, but surely not the real expensive ones.

Decant the bottle. I mean seriously, a 750ml (25.4 fluid ounces) bottle of wine is what, three glasses maybe four? Between a couple of people it'll be consumed quickly enough to move on to the next bottle.

Living in the Northwest it is often noted in our hilly city the most off-road most SUV drivers have been is over a curb when parking. Or they're tearing down the interstate doing 80 mph in snow flurry: "Hey, I'm in a SUV, I know what I'm doin'".

Expecto erecto!

It takes about twenty-one seconds to pee. It takes longer than that for the water to heat up.

"Scientists have found a Universal Law of Urination for different-sized mammals: It takes about 21 seconds for rats, dogs, goats, cows and elephants to pee (humans don't count because we pee in a hurry)."
http://gawker.com/scie…

Two buck Chuck (actually around $2.50 per 750ml) seems fine to my palate and pocketbook.

I've tried that, doesn't work. At least in Opera or but does (gasp) in IE (who wants to use that?).

Without using a mouse how does one click on the "I understand and wish to continue" button on a Blogspot website?

How to turn those old hockey sticks into a handy coat rack: http://cottagelife.com/13900/diy/proj…

My favourite remedy for a hangover: a big bowl of roast pork soup noodles, a few wontons makes it seem more effective but aren't necessary.

When parking in a garage which has the spaces numbered or marked (such as at the airport), I write down that detail (and floor number) on my parking ticket.

I like me a good hefeweizen once in a while but man, that trace of yeast clouding the beer sure makes for some mean case of barking spiders.

The only food shop in West Crackerville Virginia? I've seen cheese by the pound if it is Velveeta, they'll cut you off a slice, but none of the fancy stuff those city folk liberals buy.

If Ricotta cheese is not available (or too darned expensive) in your neck of the woods small curd Cottage cheese will work.

I've got a ticket, just gotta get past the picket
They say that the trick is to walk in backwards
Like you're walking out
I guess the lord's wearing glasses now
~ Pete Townshend / 'Keep Me Turning'

Their FAQ says TunnelBear has chosen to 'disable Torrent ports'. If they mean the standard Torrent ports (6881-6889 TCP) fine, but the protocol can be run on any port, and the peer-to-peer nature of the protocol means that discovering peers that use unblocked ports is simple.