Tokyo's Narita (NRT) has techno-seats. When you're done a nice warm spray of water. Totally awesome.

Go to the Front Desk and ask if they have a safe in which you could secure valuables. They will usually give you something like a safe deposit box in which you can place your items, which they will then log and place into their safe.

Leftover heavy cream? No such thing in our house. It is used in coffee or tea or even hot chocolate, or to add a little oomph to a bowl of Frosted Flakes.

When all candles be out, all cats be gray.
~ John Heywood

"Are we not men?"
(No, we are Devo)

Come on back when you reach 90,000 feet.

FTW: Four and half bucks for a stiff drink and some M&Ms

1st Man: Look, up in the sky! It's a plane!
2nd Man: It's a bird!
Woman: It's a frog!
1st Man: A frog?
Underdog: Not plane nor bird nor even frog. It's just little old me...
[sound of crash off camera]
Underdog: Heh-heh, Underdog.

It's not "Hedy", it's "Hedley". Hedley Lamarr.

It could have been worse, it could have been Mike Shanahan Shank Night:

"Good night, and Big Balls"
~ Jim Henson / Wipeout

Doha's average temperature in July, based on the historical records from 1978 to 2012:

It smells like bleach with a hint of despiration, like the crusty sock found under many a teen's bed.

And you mustn't tell a soul about Niall.

Everything gives you cancer
There's no cure, there's no answer

A Canadian's
Like an American, but
Without a damn gun

Everyone loves a ginger.

Won't you take me home Will Bailey, please take me home?

I'll just leave it to this:

These two Jansports bags are carried on (the larger placed above, the smaller under the seat in front of me) and have been just fine for trips overseas for over a month at a time. I do not do checked baggage. There are laundries pretty much all over the world, and clothing shops if I am desperate for something I…