How long is thirty seconds? HAL knows its about as long as it takes to sing to yourself:

CINCPACFLT or swim!

I'm proud to be a resident of Jet City: If it ain't Boeing, it ain't going.

He, all grey, hot.

Q: What Do You Call an Alien From Uranus?

- Mitchell is staked by George on his request, as he feels that if he continues to live he will only go on to kill more innocent humans.

I also stash several Ziploc® baggies for any small electronic devices, cigs, and my wallet ... essentially anything on my person and/or in my pockets. I've lived in the tropics and sudden torrential downpours are not uncommon.

"Here's your pound of flesh"

Yes Lea, its all about you. Yikes.

"OMG, I'm gonna tzatziki!"

Spiderman The Reboot II: Tobey Maguire and James Franco Best Friends With Benefits Light Up The Night.

As a surname younger British royals usually use the the name of the area over which their father holds a title, which is why you'll note on Prince Harry's military uniform the name Wales. His real surname is Mountbatten-Wales.

Add some vodka. If a beer is a sandwich in a bottle, a Bloody Mary is its butchier older sibling.

All socks are grey in the dark.

Blame Louis Walsh.

Welcome to the Land Down Under.

I'll give up my SkyMall magazine when you pry it from my cold ... oh wait, that doesn't sound right.

I find it fascinating in Sweden, "parents are entitled to 480 days of parental leave when a child is born or adopted. This leave can be taken by the month, week, day or even by the hour. Women still take most of the days – in 2012, men took about 24 per cent of parental leave.

For 390 days, the maximum parental…

I'm slightly enchanted by the hongi, a traditional Māori greeting in New Zealand. It seems to be good enough for Prince Willy, so to speak.

Been there, done that.