How long is thirty seconds? HAL knows its about as long as it takes to sing to yourself:

He, all grey, hot.

I also stash several Ziploc® baggies for any small electronic devices, cigs, and my wallet ... essentially anything on my person and/or in my pockets. I've lived in the tropics and sudden torrential downpours are not uncommon.

Yes Lea, its all about you. Yikes.

"OMG, I'm gonna tzatziki!"

Spiderman The Reboot II: Tobey Maguire and James Franco Best Friends With Benefits Light Up The Night.

As a surname younger British royals usually use the the name of the area over which their father holds a title, which is why you'll note on Prince Harry's military uniform the name Wales. His real surname is Mountbatten-Wales.

Add some vodka. If a beer is a sandwich in a bottle, a Bloody Mary is its butchier older sibling.

Welcome to the Land Down Under.

I'll give up my SkyMall magazine when you pry it from my cold ... oh wait, that doesn't sound right.

I find it fascinating in Sweden, "parents are entitled to 480 days of parental leave when a child is born or adopted. This leave can be taken by the month, week, day or even by the hour. Women still take most of the days – in 2012, men took about 24 per cent of parental leave.

For 390 days, the maximum parental…

Thomas Kemper Root Beer.

Aaargh matey, this is Keith Richards.

Sorry Mr Mayer, this is Keith Richards.

This must give the military pause differentiating between protestors and possible rifle laser scopes or laser guided missiles.

I like Zoi Greek yogurt with a spoonful of whatever jam is in the 'fridge or with a squeeze of honey. Epic tast, fit for the gods.

If you're eating caviar with a metal spoon, you're doing it wrong - metal may impart an undesirable flavour. I know, first world problem.

You gotta have yellow leather balls to juggle around Iceland.

"Well Strauss is the hooker, I thought we were allowed a little squeeze."

"United announced that starting next year for qualification for 2015 MileagePlus elite levels, frequent fliers will have to spend at least 10 cents for every mile required for different elite levels. Delta announced similar requirements in January. Silver status at United, for example, requires 25,000 miles flown in a…