Reading that "Ryan Seacrest is a man (asexual? with a starfish-like reproductive system?) on the prowl" reminded me of Kurt Vonnegut's "Breakfast of Champions".

If the music during the closing credits is 'Don't Stop Believing' I'm storming to the box office to demand my money back.

Not necessarily a good photo to post in your cubicle.

I love the Mach3. As my five o'clock shadow is noticeable after about five days it takes ages for a blade replacement.

How about the mark up for the Ciroq vodka, from about $25 a bottle to $450.

His initials are W.A.D.; need I say more?

Or wear flip flops when invited by the President to the White House like the members of the Northwestern University championship women's lacrosse team.

Which harkens back to those who rushed to the Spanish Civil War (1936-1939) such as Arthur Koestler, Ernest Hemingway and his lover Martha Gellhorn, Pablo Picasso, George Orwell, Esmond Romilly, Salvador Dali, and the poet Federico Lorca (who was killed).

Gawker had an article, with video, of the stolen bike found on Craigslist.

http://gawker.com/5934912/bike-t…

Grammar Check for graduating high school seniors: "I and the other ..." not "me and the other ...".

Absolutely Doctor Who: Patsy, and her faithful companion Edina.

Pilot: Can I use your phone?
TS Garp: If you can find it.

If you Google "alum free crystal deodorant" you'll find sites claiming that if the crystal deodorant contains alum, it contains aluminum.

There've been some cautionary articles about what those stones are composed of: crystal deodorant stones are made from alum.

Everyone know the last line of the National Anthem is "Play Ball!".

MLS fans seem to be filling some stadiums: http://mlsattendance.blogspot.com/

Why do the TGI Friday's uniforms have TGIF printed on their shirts? So their employees know that "This Goes In Front".

"Hello Phil? Ix-nay on the Arden-gay Show allenge-chay."

Mary Poppins endorses this.

Its all fun and games until someone leaves the cake out in the rain.