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I love her silent reaction! So sweet

Then you are dismissing the rightful anger of every black person. It’s not about you, so you feel okay being embarrassed for her and feeling a bit bad for her.

I just poured a watermelon vodka and Crystal light lemonade, and I have a cat in my lap, plus the cleaning woman is coming next week! And the weather is getting nice, I just got back from an amazing and fun vacation (2 week Panama Canal cruise on Norwegian, stayed in the Haven, holy cow) and on the trip I had time to…

I got my dream job. Literally my dream job. I start in May. I am freaking out. I now have to quit my job and move and start this huge new process but I’m so fucking thrilled and I can’t believe it. Holy shit. It’s not quite official but I’m waiting for my contract to be sent to me (Tuesday) before I announce it but…

I get what you’re saying but I have a very liberal feminist daughter about her age and she is still learning her way in the world and figuring out how to approach sensitive topics.

I would like Chris Pratt and his pastry please.

I don’t call being hounded on social media, and lambasted on digital media and television the “smallest bit of criticism.”

I’ve seen people making fun of this on foreign news casts. Multi-continental condemnation isn’t a little bit of criticism. I’m not saying the commercial shouldn’t be condemned, or that she doesn’t need a reality reboot, because it clearly should and she clearly does, but I think anyone would be smarting pretty hard…

Oh good, because I ate an entire pizza two days ago. Feeling better about my food choices.

While I appreciate your concern, I make good English.

Child actors are almost universally from wealthy families, from Los Angeles, or both. You need to have one parent whose entire life is schlepping you to auditions and gigs, signing paperwork for you, etc.

I gained a pound reading this, because haterade is full of calories.

Well, he got free donuts for life. *is imminently sent to hell*

you are not wrong but spoiler alert i crushed it

I think he would have wanted us to make fun of him.

Here’s an earnest question: if it’s immoral to be snarky or solipsistic or morbidly titillated in response to a post like this...what’s the point? So commenters can engage in dick-measuring contests about how sorry they are and how gross they find all the wiseacre comments?

Or ranch.

not joking or making light: this reifies my decision not to defend my cheesecake eating championship this year.

It’s weird how I looked down on women who’d had abortions until I needed one. Even being a feminist, I bought in to the idea that abortions were for irresponsible women who had sinned against the god of birth control use.