I don’t disagree.

She seems like she really doesn’t like being super famous.

Correction: fat Chris Pratt is hot. This Chris Pratt does nothing for me.

I respect that choice, Chris Martin. Live your best life.

“It’s so long”—that’s what she said. (No woman has actually ever said that about Trump.)

Dear Grownup Man Children, Instead of pretending like your grownup man child behavior is a trait that you cannot change and that you are cool and self-aware for even noticing that you are an adult baby, start acting like grown fucking adults. You can do it. Stop being self-absorbed dicks. Signed, Someone Who Has A…

Fun fact: I met somebody from Cornell last summer, and I think they must all be like Andy.

But she is saying artist, which has a broad definition, not actor. I’ll allow it.

I’m always surprised that they’re friends with Kanye and Kim, because I too would like to hang out with John and Chrissy but would pretty much rather die than hang out with Kim amd Kanye.

When was this?

How many times can I watch that house falling off the stage in a row before I pull my life back together?

John Mayer has never looked so good as compared with that company. P.S. He still sucks.

I love Emma Watson generally, but I’m underwhelmed by her voice. Thoughts (other than I’m a bitch for saying it, which I know already)?

I thought you were trying to tell me that the top picture wasn’t Sisqo, and I thought I was losing my damn mind.

Thank you! I’m thirty and that comment freaked me out a bit.

Casey Affleck too!

I’m no Depp fan, but I would like to go on record as saying underground tunnels sound just plain fun. I’ll allow it! (But you still gotta pay for it, Johnny.)

I’m sorry, but can you not see how saying “fucktard” makes you an asshole.

Nope-ing Christie, not you.