Every time I read “popping” as “pooping.”

But it's super dance-y!

I think “All Too Well” is particularly poignant—I’m a loser, but I’ve also felt “like a crumpled up piece of paper lying here because I remember it all too well” after somebody was “so casually cruel in the name of being honest.” Simple, experiential, and evocative lyrics.

Right! And I imagine that Taylor also got her a very pretty, very expensive wedding dress for free, because the designer knew it would be free advertising.

I've already apologized. I thought I was the only one who loved it. I stand corrected. Never been so happy to be proved wrong by a bunch of Jezzies :)

We're not. I'm a bad Christian—me and all my other bad Christian friends hate this dumb shit.

I stand corrected. I really do love it!

It's my favorite Audrey Hepburn (and Hepburn is my favorite actress)—I always thought I was supposed to be ashamed of that. I do take it back!

It's a terrible movie (that I love), but he was so hot and pretty in How to Steal a Million with Audrey Hepburn.

But ghosts, dummy!

I love the feud! And, from the tales I have heard about O’Toole (meeting Katharine Hepburn while pissing in the sink), it fits with the identity that he created for himself. I bet he loves it too!

See also: Diane Keaton and Woody Allen, which devastates me.

I'm re-watching season 3 right now! (Was watching 7, but it was making me cry too much, so back to 2-3 for me.)

Am I the only one who gets tired of the body/appearance snarking about people who we disagree with politically? I get that Trump’s politics are terrible and he does the same thing, but do we really need to call him a “250-pound accumulation of rancid beef”? To quote everybody’s mothers, “two wrongs don’t make a…

I like her for those very reasons. But that is what makes something like this so painful...THAT COULD BE ME NOT BEING COOL IN FRONT OF EVERBODY!

I thought this said “Jesus is Becky,” and was strangely delighted!

I thought it was Rita Wilson for like two hours, and felt really bad for Tom Hanks.

Yes, Jay-Z fucked up more, but it is also not great to possibly sleep with a man you know is married. And the (what looks like) bragging about it on Instagram for attention is really what got her in deep shit. Yes, I agree that people should take the hating on her down a notch, but she’s no angel either baby.

My 30th birthday is coming up in a couple of weeks. I really want to earn the title “Birthday Slut.” [See Shirley McLaine article if this makes no sense.]