Only the first 10 bagels were also free.

Maybe no one is explicitly saying that it negates the nastiness, but the nastiness does get ignored in these discussions (not always, but often). I think (and I think we would agree) that there are some fucked up politics behind who the academy remembers, celebrates, awards, etc. We need to call bullshit on the…

Not sad about it. I'm sick of people acting like Joan Rivers was a effing saint now that she has passed. Much of her professional persona was based on making vile jokes about people's appearance (see her joke that Avatar was shot on Gabourey Sidibe for just one example). She may have been a nice person personally, I…

Speaking of grand romances, will you marry me?

I poop at parties, but people don't know because I close the door.

I can't say how much this delights me (though I don't do nor do I understand the Tinder). I just love love, and I'm happy for you! L'amour! L'amour!

Uhm, close, but she gets a heart from his dead wife. So I would say a bit less depressing, this story.

I'm so sorry! I mean, congratulations?

Point is, quite simply, that if you are taking time out of your day to look at and comment on an article about celebrity bickering, you are probably not cooler or smarter than the rest of us. I'm not buying what your insistence is selling. (Sorry for being catty on the Internet).

Aww, you just hurt my feelings by calling me a "simpleton," but I'm just gonna shake it off. #teamtaylor

I was visiting my parents house and saw what I thought were homemade animal crackers dipped in icing (like the children's food and I'm a grown ass woman). Well, I was all about that shit and ate one, and it was disgusting. After making a repulsed face and forcing a swallow I go for one that is a different color and…

I'm sorry, but if David Cross is your childhood crush (or grownup person crush) you are the coolest fucking person ever. You do you, Amber Tamlyn!

I imagine that Kim K cares, and I think that is why people are so entertained by that particular story.

Hate to break it to you: I don't teach a class with quizzes, exams, etc. I teach a writing class, and know the difference (or have technology to catch the difference) between plagiarized work and original papers.

As a teacher at a university, I will say that the vast majority of sorority girls I have had in my classes have been smart, driven, organized, and thoughtful, in spite of time spent on what most of us here probably see as this kind of nonsense. I know what I am saying is merely experiential and has a limited sample to…

Betty White has a tvland show, so fuck you very much

She is the most insanely beautiful person. Sorry, I got distracted.

Your name...I just watched that episode the other night and laughed so loud at that line!