Standing right next to you in a hideous seafoam gown, I assume.

If I got so sick the first time that I had to go to the hospital, no way would I be signing up to do it again that quickly. Then again, maybe she just wants to get it over with.

And honestly, I probably don't want any children at all. I just hit 30, and I'm not having any real urges to have babies. Urges to practice…

And she didn't even have to kill him, or even shoot him once! (She did punch him a couple of times, which is fine - she needed to subdue him). She should be training other LEOs!

It's proper etiquette to extend ones pinky when delivering a well-deserved crotch kick.

Wow.

How To Make A Bed:

1. Wake up before your bed-partner.
1.a. Last one out makes the bed.
1.b. JaneEyreGoop doesn't not acknowledge the possibility that some people sleep alone.

Her next kid will be Sofia Blanche.

But what about Blanche and Sofia??

Two months ago Jezebel and most of the commentators were calling her a transphobic piece of shit. Now they are saying she's a trailblazer who will be missed. Revisionism is fascinating.

Since everyone else is being so nice, I feel the need to take up a different position.

Meanwhile, at bunny headquarters...

Team Cat Headquarters here,

I expected more from Dr. Ruth.

That's cute, but then he picks up a sharp, and also blunt, weapon and the video ends. Cliffhanger?

I just want to see a tiara

I married a bacon, tomato and cheese sandwich and a box of shiraz.

I didn't get married.

Last night over cocktails, one of my roommates and I confessed the fact that we both have a man in our lives that we're both pining over. And not just regular pining, but one of those lads that gets under your skin and stays there, no matter how many miles or years between you. (Me, 5 years, her for around 10.)

Eww, this guy is the worst and needs to grow the fuck up. His name is Alexandrew, isn't it?