Funny cause I thought the lesson was more "Mind your business/don't be a shithead"

Victim blaming has no doubt already commenced elsewhere. I hope it doesn't happen here. Taking pictures of yourself, particularly if you keep them to yourself and don't share them, is a completely okay and normal activity in 2014. I have not and will not look at these pictures, but regardless of Lawrences's reasons…

Kind of worry all that house hopping might be stressful for the kitties.

In a more righteous universe, Britney Jean Spears actually fulfilled her destiny, which was to graduate high school, marry a kind and honest contractor, have a couple kids, work as a receptionist, coach cheerleading at the elementary school, and be the prettiest woman at the church bake sale. You can't tell me that…

Hugh Grant plays a lovable asshole and stumbles into unlikely love with a quirky woman... I liked it the first time, and the second time. Preeeety sure I'll like this one too.

I am going to see this, obviously, because I can't help myself, but I really hate the rom com trend of "smart older woman hooks up with man-child of same age and forces him to mature." These movies are always full of sexist jokes and I think the trope itself puts responsibility on women to "fix up" awful guys like…

Shouldn't they have made it about a college professor who turns to screenwriting in an effort to make ends meet?

I read that Blake Lively excerpt 4 times and I still have no idea what she's talking about. Is she aging? Is she being attacked by bees? And what the fuck do color coordinated sprinkles have to do with anything?

That cat actually looks terrified. Cats don't usually pant except when they are under stress. Poor little guy.

fuck him. You deserve better than that douchenozzel.

Getting a text or a call will stop if you BLOCK HIS NUMBER.

block his number, too! it will be worth it. don't save it for that "just in case.." emergency situation you came up with in your mind. block it.

You have to cut him off. Don't worry about his feelings. He is not your friend. Do not think of the good things. When you feel bad you will focus on those things, but you need to remember all the shitty things he's done to you. You don't want him back, you need to make a final step. You need to block and delete his…

In the words of my mentor Dan Savage, DTMFA. You're already broken up, but in your heart you need to absolutely DUMP THAT MOTHER FUCKER ALREADY. You know it. Also: get into therapy. And maybe online dating. See what's out there. You'll be laughing at yourself in the future because you'll find someone amazing and right…

THIS GUY IS NOT WORTH IT. He hasn't been interested in a long time. I'm sorry to tell you.

Dude, what a fucking dick! Fuck that shit, you (and any person) deserve so much more than that. I am in a similar situation so I'm not saying this out of inexperience or pure ideology, but at some point you have to say fuck it and refuse to ever tread near/in that water again. He has a hold on you, just like my…

I've lost my will to live and I don't know what to do with myself. It's been a year and a half since my break-up from my ex who I was with for ten years. I am over him but I am not over the fact that I'm single at 32. Back in March I met someone who'd recently split with his fiance. I'll call him Z. After a couple…

Sister, you have your health and better things to focus on. Ditch this fuckwad. He's obviously pretty emotionally immature and he's only going to continue to string you along— which is wrong, regardless of any feelings he may have for you. And his new girlfriend sounds like a real piece of work, too, which is just…

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