My cat who passed away last year was a diabolical shit to everyone but me...I mean shy. I get it.

1) I am not really a Kardashian fan, but this divorce makes me sad.

Aww, I love Maine Coons!

I can never remember the word "colander." It makes me sad.

Fake German accents (I like real ones too). My ex used to do one for me, and I'd be like "No, seriously, take your pants off now...No, do you really have to stop talking like that during?!?!?"

It made me giggle. That is so badass!

Thank you.

I imagine that ScarJo was galvanized to chose that name by the false alarm about Betty White yesterday, and I like her better based on that assumption. #goldengirlsforever #bettywhiteisneverallowedtodie

Sofia Blanche actually sounds really beautiful together. I think Dorothy Rose would have sounded better than Rose Dorothy. 3-1 syllables just flows better in my ears than 1-3. Anyhoodle...

I don't think that's normal. You might want to go to a doctor and get it checked out.

Tobias: You know, Lindsay, as a therapist, I have advised... a number of couples to explore an open relationship where the couple remains emotionally committed but free to explore extramarital encounters.

My cat pants quite often, but that is because he is a wee bit out of shape and the red dot is a fucking rat bastard.

Blocked!

It's blocked :)

You are very wise. I have deleted his number and blocked him on Facebook so many times—I'm usually really good at not reaching out to him. What is difficult is cutting him out so that he can't reach me—it feels so final, like giving up on the off chance that maybe just maybe blah blah blah. But it's always those…

Aw, were on the same team! It feels like such an isolating experience, and I always just have to take a step back and remind myself that people deal with and make it through this shit all the time.

Way harsh, Tai! No, I know you are right. My only (weak) defense is that every time I stop talking about him and feel like I'm moving in a good direction, I get a text or a call. Of course, this is not because he cares at all. Ban on the name starting at midnight tonight! (And I have been trashing pictures, clothing,…

Ok guys, I do this all the time, to the extent that I am probably annoying you all as much as my friends and family, but I am struggling like hell to get over a breakup (I suffer from anxiety and depression to begin with, and it is making that almost unbearable). I am sorry to bother you guys, but this is one of my…

I'm working on a PhD in the humanities, so I'm no help, but I wanted to wish you luck as you make your decision. And remember, regardless of what you decide, your job prospects will be better than mine.

It's such a terrible loss, but you gave that kitty (and many more) a great life. Sending you love and hugs in your time of grief.