mallorys
Mallory
mallorys

I got nothing. Just hugs.

I think there are a lot of people who don't worship members of the profession, but don't hate them either. For me, I respect the profession in general, but I also try to be cognizant and critical of the abuses of power that undeniably occur. Not to sound flippant, but just try not to be an asshole cop.

Good luck to you! Just take time to be proud of what you have been able to accomplish, and don't beat yourself up because your college trajectory is not quite what we think of as the norm. Oh, and you are going to kick ass this semester!

Yes. Yes, you are. You are a dirty, dirty whore. And that's ok.

I like the new song. I like the new video. I understand that her music/persona is not to everyone's taste, but I find it sexist and annoying to see the inevitable point where masses of people turn on popular female celebrities (see also Anne Hathaway).

I love my Dad dearly, but I kinda wish Tom Hanks was my Dad.

My 4 year old cat still struggles with how to use his brakes. He has very furry kitty feet, though, so his pads are largely covered making the slippy-slideyness even worse—maybe I should just say he has a faulty brake system.

Assholes, indeed, but I love their diabolical charm.

Dude, yes! One of my besties had to deal with this guilt and feeling like she was a failure as a mom with her first born. I know this is a seemingly benign and lovely statement, but I feel with a lot of what people say about motherhood (and pregnancy) there should be an added "for me" after the statement. "Breast

Oh, good luck to you in this crazy process! We can do this! (Internet high five).

Hi guys! I'm wanting to start dating again (though it would have to be a very special circumstance for me to hop into a serious relationship). Anyway, there is a guy who I am fb friends with (he sent the request and I vaguely remember him from high school) who is a computer geek and I think could stand to get laid

AHHH!!! I was just going to say that at least Lucille Bluth will be happy, and then apologize for my insensitivity, but YOU beat me to it!

Awww, you win my heart and the internet with that question.

I just had to google "fapping." The more you know.

I just bought myself a ceramic cat statue to put on my stoop last Friday, so I'm definitely upset to hear such decor described as "tacky." Though mine is stone colored, so I think that is classier? Anyway, when the cat overlords finally lead their attack, at least they will know that the residents of my home hold them

I love all the kitties and you for being good to them!!!!!

Tell him, please. I'm worried about the poor guy :(

I cried like a baby both times I saw Brave in theaters. Cinema Paradiso also makes me cry.

See also: Jayma Mays as Emma On Glee

The story of my life.