I have approximately 30 cardigans. TEAM CARDIGAN!!!

And wasn't he a neurotic hipster before being a neurotic hipster was cool? I respect that.

Can I write an article about how to let people know that you have not peed a bit in your favorite sweatpants, but rather that it is just an unfortunate stain location? I feel like this is essential to the good life.

I've been in a similar situation with an ex. It became this power struggle thing, where I thought if he loved me enough he would protect himself for my peace of mind. I think you are right in this situation, but I'm also single, so no suggestions on how to work through this and salvage the relationship (and you might…

Fellow social anxiety sufferer here! Hugs.

Yep, he sent me a friendly message late last night (after I posted this), and I'm trying hard to ignore it. I have to stop letting myself get pulled back in.

Weekly whining about ex: I found out that my ex gentleman friend has a new lady love, and, while he doesn't want to burn the bridge with me, he doesn't think we can resolve our issues to ever be happy together (which means that I am not changing to agree with everything he says). Cheer me up, guys.

I love them and their dumb shit so much! I think of them like my grandparents—they're crazy, judgmental, and say the meanest things—but I still think they're kinda cute :-/

I couldn't disagree more.

I have so much respect for that.

Uhm, I think the hair is ugly, but I'm indifferent enough to forget it in one minute. BUT I would still love to move to Miami with y'all (I'm a Dorothy).

I worry that all spiders are brown recluses—they are relatively common around these parts and they will fuck you right on up. #istandwithblowtorch

Oh man, this is good one.

I love the way you think! My closest girlfriends live 4 hours away where I grew up, so I haven't been out drinking. But they have been great about putting up with my drunk texts, and offering good advice that I promptly do not take. But, yes, I am on day 4 of major wallowing and need to pull myself together.

My relationship (using the term loosely, in that we are not currently together, he just started seeing someone else, but neither one of us are willing to say that we definitely aren't going to try to work it out) is two messes and a half right now, and Sarah McLachlin is a frequent player on my Pandora "Nothing…

No disrespect, but calling Dolly a "country music icon" is the understatement of all time. Dolly is a goddess among men and the Queen of America. Even our cat overlords bow down before her. You stand corrected.

I feel like there should be a note on your Cleopatra aside, as they cast a white Brit/American actress in the part.

I am way too old to love Taylor Swift as much as I do.

I would agree with you, if it weren't for what she said about the writing on Grey's. That was unnecessarily disrespectful, unprofessional, and arrogant—and public, so you don't have to work with her to know it was a dick move.

I'm so sorry. This may sound pathetic, but I felt like my cat that I got when I was 11 was my best friend through my high school/college years, and I was devastated when she passed last year. It can be a very special bond. Stay strong, and internet hugs for you.