Her and Zooey Deschanel.

The world can pry my cardigans off my cold, dead body. #cardis4lyfe

It's not the cardigans. It's the fact that they are deliberately selected in the wrong size (too large) and often in unflattering colors. My evidence? Annie Edison! Always the correct size and always an attractive color for her.

How i picture myself in cardigans:

does this cardigan rule apply to men? Because a man in a cute, non-threatening cardigan gets my motor running! Add dorky glasses and I'm over the moon

I'm a librarian and currently wearing a cardigan. And glasses. I'm a total cliche.

See also: Glasses.

Looks like I am Less Beautiful on 4/5 work days.

You can pry my cardigans out of my cold, dead hands.

You're kind of making me rethink my cardigan collection right now.

You're just saying that so no one will suspect the bearnado you're planning.

STOP IT. YOUR ELBOWS ARE GOING TO GET FAT.

Don't feel bad, Kim. Based on the state of my back, Kanye has been controlling /neglecting me, too.

Is Aviva capable of making an intentional pun or was that sincerely an accident? (I can't laughing)

Yes! He definitely was on the leading edge of the preppy/nerd spectrum back in the day. I think he's awesome, lol.

Really?! I love him! I think that he's actually pretty self-aware about a lot of his neurotic hipster-y ness and he seems to work a lot of that into his material.

How hot is Mo Rocca with that beautiful, silver hair?!

"So, you've accidentally leaned against a public sink and now have a weird water mark on your pants: what to do"

would anyone like to read my lifestyle blog its mostly about chipotle drinking too much and wearing sweatpants

She further clarifies that the purpose of Preserve is not to make jam, but rather to "preserve elements of what makes life beautiful to us." Ah-ha.