a DRIVE-THROUGH? No, you can't just drop that on me and and not elaborate.

I just don't think I could keep that much cream and ivory clean. I spill a lot of food on myself.

You... you have a harem of ginger men? I like your style.

a delightful ginger man who has been added to my harem within the last year.

I loved me some Will Smith back when he was acting and on the teevee, but OMG his offspring are insufferable.

Prince Harry made a soccer-related facial expression.

"Hero Cat Perch Rescues Feline Royalty From Lowly Walking"

Don't know if it's an orange cat thing, but it is definitely a tubby cat thing. In our house, the tiny kitties never had any interest, but the 18 pound chunks—those bastards want to sit on your shoulder all the live-long day.

I went on vacation with my mom and came back a week later to my boyfriend telling me his motorcycle had been stolen. The cop who showed up to take the report was actually really cool, and we ended up chatting for a bit.

I initially read that as "Hero Cat Carries Cop to Safety".

My panties just melted. I'll be over in five minutes.

Definitely interested. I'm a serial bad-sexter dater.

I'm stealing this.

this is why all parents should monitor their kids and convos. like not to stop the mack, but to get the mack on track.

He's a bra is half full kind of a guy.

Aortic dissections are not specific to pregnancy. Just a body fluke. That said, babies are parasites and obviously can't be trusted with our bodies.

oh my god, YAY for amazing doctors and all but SCUZE ME while i just rip my uterus out of my body cuz NOPE NOPE AIN'T EVER HAVING KIDS NOOOOOOOPE.

That is the weirdest/cutest cat i have ever seen. Is it even a cat?

Everyone is taunting me with that gif! I wanna snorgle the hell outta that kitty. HE's SO FLUFFY!

(Hope's sister is that cat.)