I keep thinking North West is a boy, too.

neeeeeeeeeeeeeear, faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar, wherEVER youuuuuuuuuu arrrrrrrrrrrre !

All I get when I roll up my pants is a blinding reflection off my legs :(

I ride my bicycle like this:

Cesspit, Erin, cesspit rhymes with desperate.

Omggggg I DID IT. I asked out the man that I've been pining after for over a year. I finally did it!!!! I'm so proud of myself. He bar tends at the bar I frequent, and we share a few mutual friends. He's tall and built really well, just really solid and strong seeming, like a goddamn oak tree or something. He has long…

Awkward? Or hypnotic?

I adore Meryl Streep, but would argue that Barbara Stanwyck in Double Indemnity rules. SHE is my hero. But there's room enough for lots of great actresses .

Oh man. I loved these guys. I wish they had made 10 more seasons.

Ok, Isha, I have to admit that when you posted this—this was my instant association:

Babies love music festivals!

Bears: They're just like us!

But THIS Brit is still single, ladies! Don't despair!

Colin Firth is a god damn national treasure. England, you should be very proud of yourself.

Colin Firth has "consciously uncoupled" himself from a live-action Paddington Bear movie. His words.

Leave her alone and go shampoo the carpet.

If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.

GOD DAMN IT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!!! WILL MY HOEING EVER BE VIGOROUS ENOUGH?

Blargh I am SO bad at flirting. Not only that but when I do get flirted with, I then get embarrassed and avoid the flirter (I'm talkin' about you Trader Joe's cashier with the Australian accent who likes cats). It's like oh no, they FLIRTED with me. Now what do I do?? And then I melt into a puddle, like Amelie.

I'm a sucker for a good, old fashioned flirty wink.