Way to be a buzzkill, lady. I mean, come on - if you don't like fun, why sign up to be a part of the Scripps National Spelling Bee?

I could tutor you but I'd have to charge.

This is proof that cats are actually the smartest animals on the planet and could rule humans if they so choose. Instead, they allow us to feed them, provide shelter and do whatever they want in exchange for nothing.

Mine will only play chess.

WHY DOESN'T MY CAT PLAY BOARD GAMES WITH ME?

I read this as "Prince Harry Pantsed Pierce Morgan" and watched the gif cycle through several times looking for a flash of red hair. Instead the pantser had a man bun.

Or, you know, otters that look like Benedict Cumberbatch hating liquids.

I prefer the "Benedict Cumberbatch hates liquids" meme, of which this is but one example.

I give you... the Otter Meme. Perhaps this will shed some light?

No backlash from this fan, just one less admirer to have to beat down as I crawl over the burning desert sands to have my chance at Benny. ;-)

It pleases me that he and Samuel L. Jackson have similar taste in cranial accoutrements.

I posted this last night, but it was super late and I'm guessing everyone was Saturday Night Social-ed out... I got amazing news this week - I get to audition for Jeopardy next month! However, I'm semi-terrified...I have no idea what to use for witty banter with Alex Trebek (I have to put 6 examples on my…

My PhD viva (formal examination of my thesis) is on Wednesday afternoon. I'm super nervous - I've now began a funny physiological thing where tears fall when I think of the viva (I'm not crying, but suddenly my eyes are watering.
I would like to request lots of well-wishing and support. A personal cheerleading section…

My dachshund is exhausted from terrorizing cats.

Meh. Kim & Kris are vapid and self-centered, but the rest of the family seems to be in on the joke and just having fun while making the most of their opportunities. I actually have to roll my eyes at Brody Jenner who acts like he's so above it all, particularly considering his tenure on The Hills.

The tweets about Ethan Hawke and David Blaine were hilarious, dammit.

Drying kittens after a natural disaster. Where do I send my CV.

*sniffles* Poor little one, so glad she was found. Now I want to save all the kitties. Can we do that?

*crying like a bitch*

Why is all this water coming out of my face?