Nice to see the Jalopnik sticker got some prime placement!

I see a lot of inspiration from Hot Wheels Supdogg

"Hey Girl" truck owl FTW.  Awesome.

I'm not even talking football at this point. You draw certain ties to a place where you spent four of the most formative years of your life. Then it gets crushed in the blink of an eye. But hey Notre Dame, thanks for helping Deadspin/Gawker while simultaneously crushing all of my hopes and dreams!

Liz, I want to believe it too, but honestly - the athletic department had to have known. His teammates had to have known. When this became such a huge public story all year - someone knew.

Right? Hey I'm with you. I'm pretty sure with a name like mine, they wouldn't let me go anywhere else.

As the Notre Dame alum on staff at Gawker who has already had her hopes and dreams crushed by the National Championship, this may just make me lose all faith in humanity, and my alma mater. Please say it isn't so.

Totally true. I fell off of it a few times and never got a scratch. A few black and blue marks, but I bruise easily.

The best memories are the ones that left you with a few battle scars.

Let me assure you guys, even 10mph feels fast when you're face first on this thing. Plus, it's got spark plates on the bottom of the rear foot boards to throw some pretty crazy sparks behind you when you drift out the back end. I've had more than a little experience riding it as one of its designers during my time at…