As someone who HATES it when people I don’t really know very well and trust touch me (I don’t even love hugging my parents, but I’ll do it) this is the cringiest shit in the world. Especially since our society doesn’t give us a delicate way to say no without being apologetic about it and possibly being viewed as rude.

Slightly OT, but what is it with adults asking for hugs? Why is this a thing? In my experience, only men have asked me for hugs and in professional settings. Once a male coworker and I were chatting and he asked for a hug when the conversation ended. I said absolutely not. WTF. You are not my child, my parent, my…

I think it depends on your place of employment. When I was in school and working part time in retail, I boned as many coworkers as I could. It never really got ugly, and if it did, one of the girls just ended up quitting because it’s retail.

Can verify 1 is the absolute max. Hooked up with 2 at my first post-college job (I was young and dumb). They shared a cubicle (ok VERY dumb). One turned out to be nutter butters. It didn’t end well.

As many as you want. The real question is: How many coworkers SHOULD you bone?

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

Are we allowed to say he hulked out, or will we get sued?

Especially when you’re about to drop trou, expose the world to your speedo, and jump in a fucking pool. I love me some Olympic swimming but give it a rest, H2O Drago.

that’s the dream

Wait. Is this story heartwarming or heartbreaking?

Wait. Is this story heartwarming or heartbreaking? On the one hand, it seems very sweet of the police to cook for these two and offer them a bit of company. On the other, I cannot get my own Italian grandparents (Nonno and Nonna) out of my head. They are alone in their house and I have never cooked THEM pasta! Nonna…

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hard to say

Now seems like a good time to remind everyone that if you aren’t a boxer, shadowboxing makes you look like a tool.

I’ve been that high before.

Darth Wader

Why did I click on Eisen's remarks? Just terrible to hear the news, especially from the guy I associate with Stuart Scott the most. Unreal. And try as he did, Eisen almost made it through the whole thing all together.

Something about Jews on longboats?

Wait. What does the Book of Mormon say about this?