Fun things to find out about your family while home for the Holidays: Dad watches a shitload of Fox News. It drives me bananas.

Yup.

Prior to the decision, the protests were by and large peaceful with a few incidents of violence but many were ended by the police without reason anyway. After the decision, although the media decided to focus on the violence (which from what I saw from that coverage was initially equal between rioters and police with…

Well, did you read the original text? It looks like something a frustrated 10th grade bully would write:

"Well I've got news for people who think that way, cops have first amendment rights too, and we plan to exercise ours."

I think by gunning down suspects in the street and then trying to stamp out peaceful protests like a bunch of fascist pigs that the St. Louis PD has done a fine job minimizing the "outstanding work" their organization has done for years to come.

Not that I'm particularly surprised but still.

Keith Law has the science on his side, but you have to give a man of faith like Schilling credit—

holy shit +1

Epic thissery.

I LOL' d +10

[Racehorses Gentlemen's Club]

If Halle Berry's husband can cheat on her, then anything is possible. The guy is a douche with little creepy eyes.

I'm as pure as pure can be.

Last time I heard "I'm as pure as pure can be", the motherfucker sold me an eighth of talcum powder.

Finally, after reading the message one more time, Gurson remembered.

He's just citing the well-known fact that one attractive woman is all any man would ever want.

I have to be honest.. this story seems juicy with some possible sex stuff, cheating, douchbaggery phone snitching, blackmail and the like... I think I saw allegations of a private room strip club foracble titty sucking ...but I dont know who the fuck these people are

Has he not looked at pictures of Maria Shriver vs. the nanny? Elin Nordren vs. a Perkins waitress?

Here's what drives me especially crazy: everybody, especially journalists, hate the canned non-responses that celebrities give in interviews. They crave interview subjects who say provocative and interesting things. Then, whenever a celebrity or athlete actually says something controversial, they find themselves in…