Oh, it’s that guy. Hello, that guy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA David fucking Ortiz is calling someone arrogant and disrespectful?

He should rename himself to Wayne, cuz he ain’t got no D!

Derek Jeter is happy he retired before this existed

*Caddy runs over, picks up the ball, and places it in Wieter’s glove*

Honestly I don’t see what the white Sequoia did wrong; it appears to be stop and go traffic, it also appears there is a left exit or split coming up (watch till the end), the Sequoia signals to move into the lane, there was a white accord directly behind the Sequoia therefore if the Sequoia slows they’re slowing…

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

Unless this thing comes with receipts for a recent timing chain guides/tensioner replacement, CP.

Porsche is the only company in that group still offering cars with a manual transmission. I’d still pick a base 911 or a Boxter over something with flappy-paddles, because I’m old and grumpy.

I’m one to in general avoid used Audis.

Also, I’m going to guess that the WRX is much more fun to drive.

Really? Worse than a Deadspin staff chat?

Wine comes in a bottle?

I won’t rest until they tell us what happened to the fucking Russian.

Hahaha!!!

Eh, I'm sure when the big moment comes the Seahawks will probably pass.

How did you manage to reproduce? I think Mrs. Torch needs her own column on Jezebel. Bet she's got a lot of material to work with.

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

Nah. Hudson Hawk is better than that DaVinci Code ripoff.

Hudson Hawk is a national treasure. NATIONAL TREASURE! Everything else though...