Did you mean any run of a Jaguar? Have a coworker with a frequently immobile S-Type, usually transmission is wonky or battery evaporates overnight, sadly it is their more reliable car. They love it and how it drives but hate the constant conga line of problems since they bought it slightly used.

I realize it’s a skit, but this guy can spit out such rapidfire bullshit that he’s actually qualified to take over Sarah Huckabee Sander’s job when she jumps ship.

Quick Wiki search on car Widths:

I know Brits, Kiwis, and Aussies are all from different countries, but this definitely shares the same lineage with Monty Python and Flight of the Conchords in terms of satire. Hilarious.

I had no idea what this was in reference to so I had to find out.  Was not disappointed.  https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM

This is new to me, as an American. Clarke is funny as all get out

“Well the back fell off.”

Stickers.  Don’t forget all the stickers.

Jesus tap dancing Christ, a clean S13 shell for under $3k, these days that NP all day.

Corruption.  I have nothing else to say.

twist-bear rear suspension

C’mon now, don’t complain. You get this instead that will fit in well with Americans’ #Active lifestyle. Aren’t you grateful?

AMP has also shut down/unpublished their facebook page, only to have an enterprising user put up a parody page. It is glorious:

Even if it was a joke, what is rule number 1 in car culture?

Perfect time for “That’s not my bag of metal shavings, I was just holding them for a friend.”

“So, you going to deal or not? I’m ready to buy, man!” “Excuse me a moment.” He checks the camera footage and comes back, “What’s going on here? You trying to rip me off?” “Umm....ha..hah? It’s a joke!” So the “joke” shop threatens the guy they were trying to scam, and then refuses to take calls or answer emails.

Here is the real question:

Argument by dictionary is lame, bro. Definitions are, ultimately, social constructs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXzweifGZiU

Whose this “Ward” fellow you speak of? I only remember...