A man who directs “Pineapple Express” and one Terrence Malick rip-off doesn’t qualify as one of our most exciting modern directors. Or, if he does, it says more about the state of the American film industry than it does about him.

I would love to play D&D with Joe Manganiello. He doesn’t even have to be naked. But I can’t think of any good reason why he wouldn’t be.

He also told the envious Colbert that his usual adventuring party includes the likes of Taran Killam and Paul Wight

Illithids.

Jack Doresy also caters to the alt-right’s every whim and has been trying to cater to Republicans who are complaining about a “conservative bias” in social media.

So what i am getting from Jack is that....

It really brings into question the legality of “casually” throwing a statement like that out there. The SEC has rules for avenues of communication for relevant company news. While you really can’t stop some really rich yahoo from tweeting something like that, I’d be curious if the SEC will have something to say…

Hmm.. why would Musk make these kinds of pronouncements? I wonder...

It’s funny - I was actually looking back through Filip Miucin’s other reviews to see if I could find other examples of plagiarism, but they’re all so full of cliches (“The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim still holds up as one of the most immersive virtual worlds ever created in a video game”) that it’s impossible to tell.

For the uninitiated,swatting is a harassment tactic low level form of attempted murder by cop. 

“...the fact that they don’t see the flaws in Lawrence while Jay Ellis does, speaks a ton about the people who find comfort in his representation.”

The worst is, he kicked her out with no money to her name with HIS 5 and 2 year old. Fuck that nigga. She deserved 18% for that.

Yes, she and their children deserve that money. If he’s amassed that kind of wealth (like any CEO, Hedge Funder, etc.), his children are entitled to live in the same style as their father, just away from him. I do not see a problem.

Jesus Christ Fahey we’ve got all these new Lays flavors and NOBODY’S TELLIN’ ME ABOUT ‘EM.

It took me five extra minutes of Photoshopping but dammit I believe our readers appreciate the effort

If you want to anger Mike Pence, form a union.

Not sure if this was already addressed yet in the article, or comments. Please, please, PUH-LEASE be aware of delivery charges! Case en pointe, Domino’s Pizza. Don’t judge me! I love their alfredo bowls and faux “buttery” garlic crust. But anyways.

When did Disney start making black villains?

You gotta be some kind of gullible to walk in a church, see what he looks like, and think he’s preaching God’s word instead of fucking the Bishop’s wife and stealing from the collection plate.

Not quite in those words, but yeah.