Neutral: Did you personally decide against upgrading to a new car? What stopped you from buying? 

The guys on Garage 54 would tear the tires off a Lada then cut and hammer the wheels into squares. And mount them on the Lada with the tank engine so it has enough torque to shred the asphalt of whatever industrial wasteland they work in.

George Takei recently shared a spin on “They came first for the Communists” that I find fitting. It went something like:

How, exactly, did you get approved here? I can only assume that some starred commenter was drunk at the time.