Well, it was literally founded by Puritans. They’re like a red sock in the washer.

Funny how it’s been months, the film was released and RE-released, and the filmmakers themselves ended their campaign to let people see it spoiler free, by encouraging everyone to talk about it and have fun together.

If you haven’t seen it yet, but you insist on visiting a site whose bread and butter is talking about…

No turtle boobs! Yay!

I agree that it does look like that, but in fact they were all together there on the day.

It’s almost like she can shrink and expand her size at will.

I’ve heard two that would be pretty great for him.

I think most people after not seeing a close friend for a few years who had gained weight would definitely comment and joke about it. I don’t think 5 years after the fact, while about to time travel, os the time to say “hey Thor buddy, you still handling the loss of your family, planet, and race?”. He drank and ate…

We can all agree that the wizard was a dum-dum, right? Like, the idea that you’ll suck children through an ice portal and yell mystic nonsense at them until they touch your stick is not a good strategy for identifying moral fiber?

No, I agree with you, though I think the movie was trying to go for the "they're both wrong" message. Basically, they're kids, and they both got a bit carried away with everything.

laughs in Shane Black

They 100% didn’t pad him because he couldn’t bulk up in time. This is a conscious choice to make an actor look like a child’s vision of a superhero.

What a wild world to get two good Captain Marvel movies with Djimon Hounsou within weeks of each other

when the cat is floating—obviously it’s not real because a real cat can’t do that,

So’s Quicksilver.

Do celebrities make an inordinate amount of money compared to the vast majority of the population? Yes. Is working a press circuit for months at a time a wildly mentally and emotionally draining experience? Also yes. Both things can be true.

It’s a sailboat.

Some people just like being mad.

Artcrawl!

I will always and forever love The Middleman and be sad and forlorn that we only got one season. Damn you, ABC Family. You gave The Secret Life of the American Teenager five goddamn seasons, but The Middleman only one?

I would love to see them pull a Fast Five and bring every IMF person back for the next one. Thandie Newton, Maggie Q, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Laurence Fishburne, Angela, Bassett, Paula Patton, Jeremy Renner, Simon Pegg, Ving Rhames and Rebecca Ferguson.