Comment/username synergy at it’s finest 

That’s the thing: For a weird tenth of a second, in the theater, I thought that the reaction I was having was dislike. And then I realized that it was just that I was on the verge of fainting.

Guys that are creepy around girls often don’t 1) act creepy around their guy friends 2) act creepy around girls when they’re around their guy friends. We literally do not see that side of them.

The agenda is not “penis is evil”, but rather “why should we accept unwanted penis and tolerate career punishment for rejecting said unwanted penis”.

Casually refers to Dykstra as a ‘whore’.
Implies the only POSSIBLE explanation for this story is a ‘career boost’.
Openly wishes for more porn over truth-telling about abuse.
Concludes the only way to be ‘genuine’ is to 100% confirm his narrative.

If it is Chris Hardwick, I agree, fuck him. That’s a horrible thing to do. But don’t say it’s nerd culture because it’s not... it’s the entitled culture, which can overlap, but it’s important to know there is a distinction there.

So, what’s the statute of limitations on a joke topic, then? 25 years, since you think 20 is “too soon”? I mean, Mulaney’s stuff might not be your taste, but it’s not like he stole jokes - doing a different riff on a topic someone else has touched upon hardly makes anyone a “hack”.

Two comedians mentioned the same person that they both had personal experience with?

NOT FUNNNNYYYYYY!!!!!!

The Avengers may have dated because there have been so many of these movies by now, so I can understand someone watching it for the first time recently thinking its no big deal. But when it came out there had never been a superhero movie quite like it.

I sense a vested interest here.

I feel like this is a good sentiment but you give terrible examples.

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.

Literally the point of the film.

You and your coworkers sound like assholes...

stay at home so you don’t give the unwelcome gift to any of your coworkers and friends.

They’re just gonna start strapping engines to Porgs.

And yet... we live in a world where Piers Anthony’s Firefly was actually published. I mean, how did that even happen?

Yup. The only crime here was filming in portrait.

I’d also point out that you’re making your hot dogs all wrong. First you open the bun, add the condiments you want. Then you add the dog on top of the condiments. The dog keeps the mustard and relish in the bun and off your shirt.