malcontent79
Malcontent79
malcontent79

The 4th of July scene and the “What’s Going On” scene are maybe the two most smile-inducing, uplifting things I’ve seen on TV.

TRUTH. Babies are adorable. I don’t even mind if they are deeply unhappy babies crying because their tiny ears are popping. They are babies, and they are just doing their Baby Thang. Loud dudes, however, can eat a bag of unsalted dicks. Y’all hoes are obnoxious, and the worst.

Hot take: Loud dudes (they don’t even have to be drunk) are by far worse than babies on a plane.

It was a strangely good story and there were a lot of good moments in there. The buildup to GR’s appearance was good, and it left things on a cliffhanger. The resolution was a letdown, but it did show that GR had potential and wasn’t just some sort of soul-gazing loon with a shitty villain’s list.

I’ve loved the concept of Ghost Rider, but so few writers have a good take on him. The only moment that I really enjoyed of GR was during World War Hulk, where he was cast as a legit menace to the overpowered Hulk.

A lot of these sound way too troll-y to be real opinions.

Was it not always a problem, or is it just that we are more likely to remember the examples that weren’t bland?

THANK YOU. So many people seem to be unable to follow the “boring” and “boilerplate” Marvel movies.

“Fucking humans, man. Everyone’s gotta be so...contentious.

This is a fair point. It hasn’t been a great plan.

Dammit Mephisto, has there been a single Ghost Rider who hasn’t gone rogue and betrayed your fiery ass? Maybe stop making them?

A Cossack Ghost Rider on a flaming bear is just Metal.

Is... one of them riding a shark?!

You can have a Shamrock Shake *and* a McRib when you’re a speedster.

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If you think a movie involving Space Nazis is topical, there is a fucking problem.

Ocean Master, and his deadly posse Land Baron and Sky Administrator.

I’ve loved him since he called Cyclops a dick, 16 years ago.